Minnesota Vikings: PETA’s Next Target
First we have Adrian Peterson’s picture showing up during a duck hunting trip.
Then this story of a woman from Wisconsin sacrificing a goat with the number “4” shaved on its back in Minnesota. Apparently, Brett Favre is hated so much that painting the entire goat purple is necessary. Luckily, the goat was rescued when the woman stupidly told a mechanic that there was a live goat in her trunk. If there’s one thing we learned from people in Wisconsin is that some of them have cheese lodged in their brain.
Although the goat was not harmed, PETA will still put the blame on the Vikings for signing Favre. As a result, there will be demonstrations arranged in front of the stadium. Bring your pitchforks!