Lenny Dykstra and his relationship with reading

Lenny can’t read.

It makes his eyes hurt and confuses him.

You can tell from his face.

Can't read

Can't read

And now the ex-Mets star is bankrupt too from the economic downturn.

Who knew, stock picking isn’t so simple as to buy low, sell high.

So who is the idiot who praises Dykstra?  Jim Cramer, the biggest baffoon on TV.

Should be fired from CNBC...5 years ago

Should be fired from CNBC...5 years ago

Here’s the full clip of John Stewart kicking both of their asses.  Go to the 2:00 mark

In conclusion, I do not trust any financial advisor whose client base includes Darryl Strawberry.

Whose dumber?

Whose dumber?

Disclaimer:  The article is written in simple sentence form in consideration Lenny Dystra.  Just call it “Lenny Dystra friendly”


~ by richyrich006 on July 15, 2009.

3 Responses to “Lenny Dykstra and his relationship with reading”

  1. How is it that that friggin’ Mets team won a World Series?

  2. Lenny also believes in aliens. seriously

    Buy low, sell high? sounds familiar.

    We need to do podcast!

  3. I think its buy high sell low

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