Lenny Dykstra and his relationship with reading
Lenny can’t read.
It makes his eyes hurt and confuses him.
You can tell from his face.
And now the ex-Mets star is bankrupt too from the economic downturn.
Who knew, stock picking isn’t so simple as to buy low, sell high.
So who is the idiot who praises Dykstra? Jim Cramer, the biggest baffoon on TV.
Here’s the full clip of John Stewart kicking both of their asses. Go to the 2:00 mark
In conclusion, I do not trust any financial advisor whose client base includes Darryl Strawberry.
Disclaimer: The article is written in simple sentence form in consideration Lenny Dystra. Just call it “Lenny Dystra friendly”