The NFL Now Employs Strippers
The Dallas Cowboys opened up their new amusement park..err..football stadium that seated 105,000 Cowboy fans, including 20K standing room only. The Bush family was in attendance along with Lebron James and Michael Irwin. Will this become the next Staples Center? No, it will be bigger. I’m surprised Jack Nicholson wasn’t sitting in Jerry Jones’ luxury box.
The best past was definitely the hookers..err..dancers in the new age cages working their stuff. And they are in the very back of the stadium, so your $10 nose bleeds just became worth the money. I’m glad Al Michaels said what we’re all thinking. These girls are probably pole/cage dancers from downtown Dallas and moved up the socioeconomic layer to dancing for the Cowboys. Can’t wait till Vince Young and Pacman make it rain.