Why Was Kevin Johnson Robbed?

Kevin Johnson who used to play for the Suns was one of the classier guys in the NBA from back in the days.  After his NBA career, he moved on to bigger and better things: as mayor of Sacramento.  Little did he know that upon visiting San Francisco earlier this week that he would have his bags stolen.  If there was a sports betting site that allowed me to bet on whether he was robbed at gunpoint, I would tend to say yes, but unlike other athlete robberies, this wasn’t the case.  Johnson tried to help out an old man cross the street and onto a taxi and the next thing he knows, his suit, shoes and everything else was stolen.  This is posted on his blog.

Later on, he posted the blog that someone eventually turned his stolen items in.  What’s interesting is what Kevin had to say about the content of his bag.

He (the founder of the bag) described the contents – including items not publicly revealed.

Now what could the content of those items be?  One can only speculate.  Use your imagination.

Stafon Johnson’s Wild Birthday

Long before Stafon Johnson was crushed by weights while bench pressing, he celebrated his 19th birthday in style.  As you can see from the video, Stafon was pulling girls left and right and several times, the camera focused on him grinding on otherwise underage girls at the club.  Somehow in the end, it appears something happened to the party and everyone started scrambling.  This was the shooting that you never heard about until now.

Quoted: “Black people cannot get along”

From Deadspin, Ironic Shirt, no?

The Incredible Hulk or A Crazy Geogia Fan

Georgia nerds needs to relax.  I understand school spirit and all and that it’s the SEC, but the kid’s wearing a pair of glasses to go along with his Marilyn Manson voice.  Also, is the body paint really necessary?  I mean I understand the kid’s pale, but with the silver “jacket”, he looks more like the tin man.

I like the “You’re Welcome” at the end.

T.O. makes a funny on shwitter

Legendary tattoo…

No love for Adlai E Stevenson

The Kardashian family just got bigger

News to me but Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian got married over the weekend. If you are wondering which one is Khloe, she’s the fat one who’s not Kim. I will bet money this thing does not last. Not cause it’s in LA or cause of the celebrity status, but because Khloe is way too needy and self conscious. I have watched enough VH1 to know this. Girl admitted that she’s depressed on the show and no better way to cure depression then getting married to a basketball player. Odom has baggage of his own. He’s been busted for pot going back to college and has a notorious sugar tooth. Maybe that’s what brought these two love bugs together. Their mutual love of Twizzlers.

I think Chris Arreola Has Brain Damage

The WBC heavyweight championship fight last night between Vitali Klitschko and Chris Arreola was one of the best fights I have seen in a long time. Though the match was dominated by Klitschko, Arreola kept on attaching and kept on taking shot after shot to the face. The real fun began after Arreola’s corner decided that he could no longer take the pounding the giant Ukrainian was applying. After the bell sounded to conclude the fight after the 10th round, Arreola breaks down crying like a little girl, or at the least a grown man with the mental capacity of a little girl. Taking straight punches to the melon will probably mess up your amygdala.

The only other person crying in the building was his 8 year old daughter. Arreola barely got himself together to do a post fight interview, and proceeded to show his emotions by swearing every other word. Utterly hilarious. Klitschko’s interview was more civilized as he complemented Arreola for having a strong chin. I’m sure what he wanted to say was [insert bad russian accent] “I am surprised he still alive”

Like Um…Yeah

I thought athletes were great public speakers.  With all the cliches after the game, sometimes it’s difficult to actually go up to the podeum and speak your mind.

Derrick Rose

Ellis Lanksder

Chad Ocho Cinco Teaches You How to Get Girl’s Phone Numbers

Taken straight from the HBO show “Hard Knocks”.  Try to pull it off without getting slapped in the face.

Superman gets a Concussion

The impossible has happened. The immortal man, with a heart of gold and a head of steal, was knocked unconscious by an unblocked blitzer. Football players laying motionless is never something to applaud, in fact I hate the inhuman physicality of the sport on player’s body and mind, but seeing the giant that is Tim Tebow get taken down brings some satisfaction. If the media didn’t make him out to be god, this video would not be as rewarding. He did eventually get up after 5 minutes.

Update: Now he’s throwing up into a bad